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iF yOu TyPe LiKe ThIs, YoU ShOuLd Be ShOt!!! (self.self)

submitted 4 months ago by JEMisico

There are some people that I don't care to have any contact with and some of those people are girls from high school. I got a friend request on Facebook with a private message included that was tYpEd LiKe ThIs. It made me rage that a 22 year old "adult" would do something like that. I clicked "decline" so fast that a nanosecond should be called a "Nope-fuck-that-shit-I'm-not-gonna-deal-with-your-Farmville-invites-and-etc"....or something similar. /rant

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Homo_sapiens 39 points40 points 4 months ago[-]

Why do people type like this? It looks like a lot of work. I really don't even

JayceMJ 33 points34 points 4 months ago[-]

WeLl, If YoU tYpE sLoW aNyWaYs, TaKiNg TiMe To AlTeRnAtE oN sHiFt DoEsN't SeEm LiKe It WoUlD sLoW yOu DoWn MuCh MoRe.

God, that was fucking painful, kill me.

voust 12 points13 points 4 months ago[-]

LetteR bY lETTEr sEEmS incRedibly tEdIOus anD TIme-conSuMiNG, HeRe I’m typIng WiTh mY left HAnD and pushiNg SHIFt rAPIdlY wITH mY RIGHt INdEx ANd midDLE FINGERS.

I have never before and never will do this again.

LinuxEater 4 points5 points 4 months ago[-]

Thank you for your sacrifice.

j1ggy 6 points7 points 4 months ago* [-]

.siht ekil gnipyt dna gnidaer naht reisae tol a s'ti ,timda ot evah uoy lleW

my_mothers_my_sister 10 points11 points 4 months ago[-]

.ereht did uoy tahw ees I

LinuxEater 3 points4 points 4 months ago[-]

:(

IAmWillIAm 6 points7 points 4 months ago[-]

):

brawr -1 points0 points 4 months ago[-]

D:

dagbrown 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

It's to, as I've explained before, show what a bad-ass you are. It shows that you can continue typing even while someone is firing at your caps-lock key with a machine gun.

Zeek1 23 points24 points 4 months ago[-]

wHy ItS wHaT aLl ThE GaNsTeRs TyPe LiKe

Shaleblade 22 points23 points 4 months ago[-]

ur camel caps r on btw

Zeek1 32 points33 points 4 months ago[-]

l34Rn 70 5P3Ll Y0U DUm8 phUCk

Scarker 12 points13 points 4 months ago[-]

Wh@+ Th3 \/\3L|_ !$ d^+ $uPp0$3D 2 /\/\3@/\/?

xazarus 15 points16 points 4 months ago[-]

'/0|_| $71|| |-|4\/3 |_3773|2$ 1|\| 7|-|3|23, 7|-|47'$ (|_34|2|_'/ |\|07 $|_||=|=1(13|\|7|_'/ 1337

Shiggityx2 11 points12 points 4 months ago[-]

Wow I didn't think I'd be able to read that, took me a little while:

"You still have letters in there, that's clearly not sufficiently l33t"

lostonrails 6 points7 points 4 months ago[-]

"Sufficiently" was where I gave up. Good work.

Zeek1 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

0|< 1|| 7.-`/ 4941|\|, |-|0\/\/2 7|-|12?

gobias-industries 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

01010011 01001000 01010101 01010100 01010101 01010000

mct137 -1 points0 points 4 months ago[-]

A385S875S653H571O376L194E.

skankphwn 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

translation: "OK, I'll try again. How's this?"

mrpappy -5 points-4 points 4 months ago[-]

You still have letters in there, that's clearly not sufficiently leet

Fixed

mrpappy -3 points-2 points 4 months ago[-]

What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Fixed

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skankphwn 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

am I getting downvoted because people already knew the translation? or because people think I am joking about the translation, while in reality that is really what Scarker was saying?

topalov 50 points51 points 4 months ago[-]

*Shoots OP*

Imwidyah 17 points18 points 4 months ago[-]

Racist!

godbois 9 points10 points 4 months ago[-]

I'm incredibly disappointed when I meet an intelligent, rational adult in the physical world who I later discover writes like a total moron online.

sdmas09 6 points7 points 4 months ago[-]

I AGREE IT IS AWFUL I WISH PEOPLE WOULDNT TYPE LIKE THAT AND TYPE CORRECTLY INSTEAD.

KaylaS 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL. ALL THE WAY.

SuckySucky5Karma 4 points5 points 4 months ago[-]

THAT WAS CLEVER AND ORIGINAL.

lucubratious 5 points6 points 4 months ago[-]

clIck BLam, bLAm, blAM

bannana 10 points11 points 4 months ago[-]

Not sure why this would even be a topic in an adult setting such as reddit. Children do this, ignore it or tell them to knock it off. Not really worth the waste of energy beyond that.

kingtrewq 3 points4 points 4 months ago[-]

Adult setting? Have you met the trolls. Sure most are adults but there are young people here and adults who act like children.

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xazarus 3 points4 points 4 months ago[-]

Yeah, good thing we corrected all the retards who said nucular so it wouldn't make it into the dict...oh wait just kidding, both of these things are obviously far too widespread for any/all of us to stop.

Bindlestiff 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

I think EVERYONE should join together to type like this for a week in protest of the continued existence of the Caps Lock key.

plasticine_crow 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

Srs question: where does this even come from? What's it supposed to communicate?

x82517 5 points6 points 4 months ago[-]

aWeSoMeNeSs

plasticine_crow 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

But but but....how?

raendrop 4 points5 points 4 months ago[-]

Haven't you heard? It's just the Internet. Spelling and grammar aren't important here.

/sarcasm

Homo_sapiens 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

Have you ever heard Shodan in System Shock? God I wish I could talk like thatAT.

PERHAperhaps it is IT IS A FEEBLE ATempt TO EMULAT emulate the image of a GOD

                                         a feeble attempt emmmulate thhe IMAGE OF A GOD

randybobandy 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

the clothing company delia's

danilosaur 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

whats this I dont even

mct137 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

I hate it to, but a bigger issue is "How?" How do they type like that? Caps on, Caps off, all the time? It's fucking hard...

Negative__One 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

At least in the shoulder or something.

voust 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

I don't respect those who add people on facebook just because they got a request, when they desire no contact with the person.

JEMisico [S] 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

I love the requests from the blatant spammers. When I've gotten them, I see that it will say something like "5 mutual friends" and all five of them are the friend whores or the related. I have about 200 friends. A couple are "celebrities" like The Oatmeal or guys from the movie FUBAR. There is a circle of about 20 people that I readily communicate with. The rest are pretty much hidden and they are all people I went to school with but fell out of touch with.

echochamber 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

YOU ARE SO RIGHT!!!

learn2die101 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

Dude, just accept the invites but hide them after wards.

JEMisico [S] 5 points6 points 4 months ago[-]

Actually, this is what I've done with about 2/3 of my friends list. :/

learn2die101 2 points3 points 4 months ago[-]

i've probably done about 1/4 of mine and hidden most applications.

TheRnegade 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

Only 2/3rds? Pussy.

aeoz 1 point2 points 4 months ago[-]

Seriously? That's only beginner.

1F U typEzZzz 7yK tH1s tHn yU $hUdZz b3 zHoT!!! ^.~V

dirtymoney 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

I sometimes capitalize the first two letters of words that should be capitalized. Its a mistake of holding the caps key a second too long.

Example.... THis is an example sentence.

Taaniel 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

The wall is there, you can go after the bald guy.

r-r-roll -1 points0 points 4 months ago[-]

To be honest, I don't really freak out over it =\

lhnz 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

Indeed, but please remember that this isn't anything to do with intelligence, it's their culture.

indorock 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

No no no, you're doing it wrong, IMO.

iFf U TyP LyK th1S, n0tt jUs pArKinSonS WiD dA sH1Ft kEy bUT aLzO mizZsPelIn eVerY wErD, U ShUd B Sh0T!

Shart 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

You'Re DoiNG iT WRoNG.

imm0rtal_aeris 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

Dude I haven't seen that shit in years. Where do you go on the internet?

JEMisico [S] 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

Facebook *looks down in shame

Gatohnegro 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

Shot maybe, downvoted certainly...

netzdamon 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

Fuk J3w

tidderneila 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

need more ammo here!

perezidentt 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

It's a lot harder to type like that.

AirRaven 0 points1 point 4 months ago[-]

LiKe ThIs, YoU ShOuLd Be ShOt!!!

nonseven7 -1 points0 points 4 months ago[-]

fUcK u oP I dO DaT sHiT iRoNiCaLLy<3

zavoid -2 points-1 points 4 months ago[-]

you are one angry person.

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